FREAKS!

Top 20 People that are FREAKS!
(note: If you are easily offended, don't read this!)

1) Overweight women that have "outgrown" their clothes but STILL wear them proudly.

2) People that drive holding their cell phone to their ear (get a headset, FREAK!)

3) People that drive while eating/ putting on makeup

4) People that have that forsaken "Baby On Board" sign and drive like FREAKS!

5) Girls that wear pants clear down to their pubes and ass-crack showing! (Pull your pants UP, FREAK!!)

6) People that roll down their windows and crank up the stereo, drowning out yours. Yeah, we all want to hear your garbage as much as you want to hear ours, FREAK!)

7) Mark & Mercedes on Mix94.1.

8) People that still wear big 80's hair. It's 2005, FREAK!

9) Tim LaHaye -- you DON'T have the Hot Line to God, you NEVER did, FREAK! (remember me from High School?)

10) Stephen King.

11) Napoleon Dynamite, IDIOT!

12) Tom Cruise -- Top Gun is done, so are you, FREAK!

13) Michael Jackson (what planet THIS FREAK from, ANYHOW???)

14) Mayor Oscar Goodman -- while I still like him, he's still a FREAK!

15) Whites that (try to sound) black

16) Girls that wear belly shirts that shouldn't --cover that up, FREAK, and not just because I happened to look!

17) People that refuse to learn computers, even when it pertains to their job. Get a clue, FREAK!

18) Harry Potter fans -- okay, I'm admittedly one of those, so we're all FREAKS!

19) Billy Bob Thornton -- mm hmmm... FREAK!

Finally,

20) Jerry Brown from Fox 5 News -- Dude, you died 10 years ago, don't you have the sense enough to lie down already? FREAK!!