Be Careful What You Wish For!

After a long day training recruits, terrorists Amid & Mohammed were in the locker room. While in the shower, Mohammed noticed a cork in Amid's ass. Curious, Mohammed inquired about said cork. Amid responded, "I found Aladdin's Lamp and I rubbed it, then a Genie came out and said that he'd grant me 3 wishes." Mohammed, eager to know more asked, "Well, my friend, what happend next?" "So, I said, 'No shit?'"